i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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