question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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