Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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