Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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