in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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