umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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