Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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