sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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