I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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