My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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