I seem to have left my pride at pride
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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