..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Someone came in the potted fern
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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