Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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