Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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