Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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