Yo dont text me then not text me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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