I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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