so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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