come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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