O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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