bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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