But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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