Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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