i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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