this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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