Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
