what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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