He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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