i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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