when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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