You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I believe in your delicious
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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