Don't you send me to vm
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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