How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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