he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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