lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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