i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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