Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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