did you get engaged???
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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