I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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