Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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