Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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