yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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