Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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