Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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