You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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