This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I need a beard to bite.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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