If you die in college, do you die in real life?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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