Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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