honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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