This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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