those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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