Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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