So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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